Filed under: Miscellany | Tags: Fall Out Boy Beat It, Keith McCants, nomophobia
- Nomophobia? (No, not a fear of Hideo Nomo) It’s the fear of being out of cell phone contact, and I’m pretty sure I am among the first who should be diagnosed as a nomophobe.
- Check out this awesome new cover by Fall Out Boy of Michael Jackson’s Beat It. Excuse the fact that the song is dubbed over MJ’s creepy original video.
- And a really sad story I heard on the JOX Roundtable today. It involves police, a former Bama standout, NFL star, hookers, a screwdriver, and a crackpipe.
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The realist in me says my beloved Cardinals have the worst rotation in baseball.
The never say die kid in me says Rick Ankiel will hit 40 HR and Carp and Mulder will be throwing complete games by May…
Go Cards!
Filed under: Miscellany, Pigskin, The Tide | Tags: A Day, Alan Jackson, Gridiron Bash, University of Alabama
That’s right, according to the Tuscaloosa News, the Gridiron Bash concert featuring Alan Jackson scheduled for the night before the A-Day game has been cancelled. According to the T-News, the issue was not over ticket sales, or an issue with Jackson, but rather with an issue over player involvement and the NCAA.
Imagine that, the NCAA sticking it to the University of Alabama? NEVER!
Oh well, I wasn’t going, and truth be told; I really can’t stand his music anyway. There will be far better musical offerings in numerous bars around town that weekend.
Filed under: CMG Trainwreck 2008, Hoops, Miscellany, The Tide | Tags: draft, Jamychal Green, NBA, Richard Hendrix, Victor Ellis
- As has been extensively covered, former Tide football star Victor Ellis passed away Tuesday night. He had been fighting a rare form of cancer.
- In much more inconsequential news, Richard Hendrix declared for the draft today, but will not be hiring an agent. Don’t do it Richard…just ask Kennedy Winston. Words cannot describe what a dumb move it will be for Hendrix if he indeed does go pro. His talents are nowhere near honed enough to play in the league right now, and the potential for next year (yes, even with CMG) is undeniable if he remains.
- Jamychal Green, the next stud recruit to underachieve under CMG’s regime had an outstanding game in the McDonalds All American game tonight. He had 12 pts, and one amazing block that I saw. Looking forward to seeing him in Coleman.
Filed under: Hoops
The Georgia Bulldogs finished tied for dead last in the SEC this season. They won a mere 4 conference games.
After squeaking by Ole Miss in OT in the first round of the SEC tourney, all roads appeared to lead to an early end to the Dawgs 2008 season. But one tornado, and three unattended games later, they’re in the NCAA tourney thanks to the biggest load of bullshit this side of the BCS in college sports, the conference tourney automatic bid rule.
Sure the automatic bid has given us the likes of George Mason, et Al, but more often than not it kicks legitimate contenders to the curb (read: NIT). Conference tourneys are big money draws that AD’s and University Presidents have a collective hard on for, and they do provide a few days of exciting basketball, but should a 4 win UGA team keep 8-8 Florida at home thanks to a fluke tourney? I think not. Consistency should be rewarded more than streakiness.
As long as the field remains at 64, the automatic bid will continue to stick it to the bubble teams of the world. Yes, there is a price to be paid for living on the bubble, but shouldn’t the bubble be better than being busted all year? Expand the field, let everyone in. Hell, just imagine it. The tourney is already wildly popular, and doubling the content of the first round would only seek to extend that popularity. Give each conference a guaranteed bid to please the mid majors. Just prove to me that the regular season matters.
Anything is better than a world where a 4 conference win team in a weak conference can make the big show and keep legit dancers at home.
Filed under: MLB | Tags: anal fissure, Felix Pie, Kaz Matsui, MLB, twisted testicle
First Felix Pie twists his TESTICLE, that’s right he twisted one of the Two Colonels….how one does that is beyond me.
Now, Kaz Matsui has an anal fissure, aka ripped asshole.
It’s going to be a weird 2008 season kids…hold on for the ride.
Filed under: Hoops
So soon after the tornado hit the Georgia Dome rendering the tournament pointless, I left for a week of debauchery on the coast…thus the delay.
My bracket was busted from day one. Kentucky, Oregon, and Vandy screwed me hard. Then Georgetown (one of my Final 4 picks) absolutely killed me. That being said, I have Stanford as my great white hope making the Final Four.
Here’s my take on the Sweet 16:
Xavier-W. Virginia, Thursday @ 6:10pm- You have to like the way Bob Huggins’s boys are playing right now, and their 2 wins over Arizona and Duke look far better than Xavier’s close games with UGA and Purdue. Looks like the West By God Virginians move on to the round of 8.
Wazzou-UNC- Thursday @ 6:27pm- This could be the game of the day Thursday. Wazzou has handled Winthrop and Notre Dame while UNC has had pushover Mt. St. Mary’s and made red headed stepchildren of Arkansas. I’m going with UNC, but this one will bear watching.
UCLA-WKU- Thursday @ 8:40pm- The run ends here for the Hilltoppers.
Tennessee-Louisville Thursday @ 8:57pm- Tennessee has not played up to their potential and with the news that Chris Lofton is walking around in a boot with an injury, there could be room for an upset. The Vols will have to step up their play to advance. My heart’s with Tennessee, but my pick goes to the Cards.
Wisconsin-Davidson Friday @ 6:10pm- Stephan Curry’s play for Davidson has been phenomenal, but it won’t be enough to top the Badgers. Davidson will definitely be the Cinderella of the ball should they top the Badgers, but I just don’t see it. Wisconsin big.
Stanford-Texas Friday @ 6:27pm-Oh the possibilities if Kevin Durant had just hung around Austin for another year. My bracket really needs this one…like the Lopez brothers need haircuts. This should be the marquee matchup on Friday.
Kansas-Villanova Friday @ 8:40pm- Villanova has the most potential to be a party crasher. They are better than a 12 seed. That being said, Kansas is too tough.
Memphis-Michigan State Friday @ 8:57pm- Memphis cannot advance without hitting free throws. If Michigan State can keep it close, they win. I’m goin’ with Izzo.
Filed under: CMG Trainwreck 2008, Hoops, The Tide | Tags: Alabama Basketball, CMG, Demetrius Jemison, Mykal Riley, Ron Steele, SEC Tournament, University of Alabama
Mykal Riley’s double double, including 13 points in overtime gave a nice ending to an otherwise dismal season for the Tide. We should have had the game wrapped up in regulation, were it not for a brain-lapse foul by Riley giving Vandy the opportunity to tie and for the unbelievable play that Gottfried “drew up” with 15 seconds left that left Demetrius Jemison with the ball at the top of the key with 2 seconds left.
Nonetheless, to win against a ranked opponent on senior day was nice, and for Riley to dominate his last game in Coleman was very fitting.
Tournament play begins Thursday in Atlanta…here are the matchups:
FIRST ROUND – March 13 (Thursday)
Game 1 - [E5] South Carolina vs. [W4] LSU [RS] 1:00 ET
Game 2 - [W6] Auburn vs. [E3] Vanderbilt [RS] 3:15 ET
Game 3 - [W5] Alabama vs. [E4] Florida [RS] 7:30 ET
Game 4 - [E6] Georgia vs. [W3] Ole Miss [RS] 9:45 ETSECOND ROUND – March 14 (Friday)
Game 5 - Game 1 Winner vs. [E1] Tennessee [RS] 1:00 ET
Game 6 - Game 2 Winner vs. [W2] Arkansas [RS] 3:15 ET
Game 7 - Game 3 Winner vs. [W1] Mississippi State [RS] 7:30 ET
Game 8 - Game 4 Winner vs. [E2] Kentucky [RS] 9:45 ETSEMIFINALS – March 15 (Saturday)
Game 9 - Game 5 Winner vs. Game 6 Winner [RS] 1:00 ET
Game 10 - Game 7 Winner vs. Game 8 Winner [RS] 3:15 ETFINALS – March 16 (Sunday)
Game 11 - Game 9 Winner vs. Game 10 Winner [CBS] 1:00 ETAll Times EASTERN
Bama will face off with Florida at 6:30 Saturday. If we beat the hellatious press Florida used today against Kentucky, then we’ll get Mississippi State in the second round. Not exactly a cake walk, but a run isn’t improbable. Win 2 games in the SEC Tourney, and we may just sneak in the NIT.
What does this all mean for CMG?
Basketball has never been priority number one at the University, not even during the reign of Wimp Sanderson. On the other hand, a standard of mediocrity, and worse, out right suckage won’t be tolerated. The bottom line is CMG’s buyout is 3 million dollars this season. It decreases by one million each successive year. At this point I don’t think the money will come out to pay 3 million to oust him. If Hendrix returns next season, Ron Steele is back to 100%, and the new recruits live up to expectations, the potential for success is there. From here on out it seems to be a performance review set up. CMG will have to be productive enough to overcome an ever cheaper cost of replacing him as the seasons roll on.
Filed under: CMG Trainwreck 2008, Hoops, MLB, Miscellany, St. Louis Cardinals, The Tide | Tags: Alabama Crimson Tide, Albert Pujols, Arkansas Mayor Abducted by Satan Worshippers, CMG Trainwreck 2008, Mark Gottfried, Mike Davis, Vandy
Here’s your crazy ass story of the week.
The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago.
WTF?
In other WTF related news, the Tide pulled another miraculous loss Wednesday completing the 0Fer run in SEC road play this season. That’s one road win in 2 seasons kids. In days prior the thought of bringing the Pride of Fayette Mike Davis back to the Capstone was laughable in my honest opinion, but after hearing him on the Roundtable yesterday I’m having serious second thoughts. Take a listen…
| UAB’s Mike Davis on the Roundtable on WJOX 100.5FM |
By the way, Davis has a little game of his own this Saturday…not to mention a post season to look forward to.
Vandy comes calling to Coleman Saturday @ 1pm for the final game of the regular season. All signs point to a massacre.
And in the OMG when is MLB opening day going to get here front…I’m not so excited anymore.
Filed under: Pigskin

Looks like Brett Favre has played his last down. Perhaps he really was holding out for Randy Moss. Damn you Bellichick…damn you!
Never was much of a Packers fan, but I always respected the Hell out of Favre. Brett Favre was a gutsy competitor with a true and undying love of the game…something you don’t see much any more in professional sports.
With that being said, let the Aaron Rodgers era begin in Green Bay…