Armchair Talking Head

So in further proof that I have successfully stopped obsessing over politics so much, I’ve totally missed this story.  Apparently the rumor mill on Goat Hill is churning ahead at full speed.  According to various sources on the internets, Alabama Attorney General Troy King is in the middle of a James McGreevey style homosexual scandal.  One source says that his wife found him in the throes with a dude and kicked him out of his home.

This story is even getting national exposure as the popular Wonkette blog has a story up.

My people on the ground say something is definitely afoot, but stopped short of acknowledging King’s status as a Queen.

What makes this ironic are the anti-gay pieces he wrote while at UA Law in the Crimson White.  I would offer you up a link, but the pieces are either down from the site, or the site has too much traffic as of this posting.  You should check out the video posted at the Locust Fork Journal with a song entitled “Latex in Montgomery,” set to the tune of John Prine’s classic “Angel from Montgomery.”  *Warning* There are penises on this video, so watch it in it’s hilarity somewhere other than work or school, lest your colleagues think you’ve been shacking up with the State’s chief law enforcement officer!

On a personal note, I never really cared particularly for Troy’s style.  However, I hope and pray for the sake of his wife, three children, and my beloved GOP, that this is untrue.

Is John Tyson working on his new tagline for the 2010 campaign?  Perhaps “I’m John Tyson I fight crime like pussy.”???