Armchair Talking Head

Media outlets now report that Brett Favre has been traded to the New York Jets in return for a draft pick. Let it be said that I now officially hate the J-E-T-S. What a douchebag. Favre goes out crying, spouting off about how he has nothing left mere months ago, and now he’s ruining his legacy with the only team he’ll be remembered for in a positive capacity in turn for the opportunity to run his name into the NFL mud.

Pay attention kids, this is NOT how you end a Hall of Fame career…

Favre will most likely win in Week 1 vs. the Dolphins. However, perhaps he’ll be persuaded to re-retire after Week 2 when Tom Brady shows the old bastard what a real QB looks like, and if that doesn’t do the trick, after Shawne Merriman wipes his ass with what’s left of his old bones in Week 3, he’ll be on a one-way trip to the Old Folks Home in Kiln, MS… God, I can’t stand Brett Favre. Once, I adored the man. He was all that was right in sports, but now he’s everything that’s wrong with the world.