Armchair Talking Head


Bigger and Newer: Is it Always Better?

I damn near cried the first time I went to St. Louis and saw the giant hole that used to be Busch Memorial Stadium. I went to my first Cards game with my Dad there. I learned that it was okay to love a baseball team like a woman there–you have your ups and downs, but you still lover her, dammit. My emotions were similar the first time my Dad and I set foot in New Busch Stadium where a whole slew of new memories have been made, none to top sitting on the first base line with Dad as the Budweiser Clydesdales galloped around the warning track with the 2006 World Series trohpy on opening day. As cool as new Busch Stadium is, something about me misses the old arches atop the old park. I liked the idea of watching Albert Pujols play at the same place my old man watched Bob Gibson hurl the ball. Progress is all good and well, and the topic of old baseball parks and the new-fangled “baseball parks” that focus on fan experience instead of baseball is an entirely different topic.

Credit: Crassic

I had a somewhat similar feeling as I drove down Bryant Drive today for the first time since it had opened post-South Endzone construction. It’s beautiful. It’s worth every penny spent on it. I oohed. I ahhed. I almost rear-ended a sorority girl back a week early for Rush in the BMW her daddy bought her because I was staring out the side window of my beaten down Chevy. A marvel of football, modern engineering, and a testament to the thousands of Alabama boys who have worn the Crimson and White on Saturdays in the fall sits between University Blvd. and Bryant Drive for sure, but I had a different reaction as I turned north on Wallace Wade Avenue.  Just as that street is named for a coach of old (Wade won 3 National Championships at Alabama from 1923-1930), the western side of Bryant-Denny tells a different story. Exposed beams, old but sturdy bricks dominate the view. You can see inside the stadium to an extent, and on game weeks you can often see the inner workings of getting the stadium ready for the 100K plus fans that will fill the seats that weekend. I kind of miss the ability to take a glimpse into the stadium, and the old feeling the stadium used to have. That oldness spoke to the tradition that so many Alabama fans love to talk about. I often wonder as I stand at the urinals tucked under the seats of the student section staring at the wood bolted to concrete and steel keeping us in our seats if the men who built the stadium in the 1920’s, or even people who have worked on it in the years in between, ever imagined the behemoth it has become.

In the changing, fast-paced, dog-eat-dog world of today’s college football, bigger and newer might mean more talented recruits, more fans, and more money. In fact, it might even play a part in the success of the team on the field, but it doesn’t mean I have to like it. I do like it, and I welcome progress, but  a little part of me hopes they never cover up the older parts of the stadium.



CFA Kickoff Classic: The Beginning of Less Les in Baton Rouge?
July 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Filed under: Saban, SEC Football

In his five-year tenure at Louisiana State University as head football coach, Les Miles has amassed a record of 51-15. That’s a winning percentage of 0.77273. That’s slightly higher than Nick Saban’s winning percentage at LSU from 2000-2004 of 0.75000. That’s honestly the only real-life or water cooler head-to-head comparison with the former LSU head man that Miles will likely ever win again.

Nobody, and I mean Nobody in Baton Rouge is enamored with Miles’s work product. Sure he won a national championship in 2007, and I’ll even take away the fact that he largely won that game with Saban recruits. He definitely got some capital by winning that BCS Championship, but it’s clear that his capital has run out. With non-sensical play-calling, and non-sensical public remarks (Did you know the oil spill “affects the ocean”?), the fans of the purple and gold have more faith in Edwin Edwards than in Miles, and if the truth be told, 99% of LSU fans who screamed bloody murder when Saban came to Tuscaloosa would take him back faster than they could say Gumbo.

For the last two seasons, the Chik-Fil-A Kickoff Classic in Atlanta has been a springboard for undefeated seasons for the Crimson Tide. The game has given an SEC Championship Game-like atmosphere at the beginning of the season that served as a harbinger of things to come the Tide’s way.

But this year, the CFA Kickoff Classic has the potential to signal something totally different. If LSU drops its first game to the North Carolina Tar Heels, the Bengal Tigers are likely to become the Titanic and Les Miles is Captain Smith. The once sought after Oklahoma State coach has proven his idiocy in the SEC, and has likely burned any bridges between himself and his alma mater Michigan. Thus, much like Captain Smith, it appears that Les Miles is headed to the bottom of the SEC West ocean with his ship.